"Sometimes I have irrational fears. The kind of fear that makes no sense to a level headed person... For example, those creepy commercials and birthday cards of dogs with human teeth. Who decided that was cute? A dog doesn't need to smile at me with human incisors to be adorable. A dog on its own is more than enough. I want the advertisers of the world to hear my cry. I honestly had a dream last night that my dog was chewing her bone and looked over at me and smiled a big, toothy grin. I woke up in..."