make sure you know the lingo this halloween:

How To Make make sure you know the lingo this halloween:

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  Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.
  
  Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.
  
  Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
  
  Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
  
  Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge
  
  
  Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.
  
  Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also,
  see "Mr. Hyde."
  
  Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.
  
  Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each
  week.
  
  Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.
  
  Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
  
  Skeleton: Any supermodel.
  
  Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.
  
  Witch: See "Mother-in-Law. "
  
  Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee
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