food for thought

Name: Food for Thought
Ingredients: - things to ponder

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Recipe by

Marsha Gardner

Florala, AL

Ever wonder why we drive on a parkway but we park in a driveway?

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Ingredients For food for thought

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Ever wonder why we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Shouldn't they know how to be a doctor by the time they finish school?
3
Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients, but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
4
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
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Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight? Why do you always find things in the last place you looked?
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How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold? Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?
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